For almost 49 years the above lyrics have become the mantra of
every girl and woman who has caught her man doing her wrong. As
I look at those rushing to catch the McCain express, I only have
one word of warning; the above lyrics may well become your
mantra also. John McCain can never be accused of political
faithfulness. No amount of bleach and hot water can ever remove
the stains of Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Dianne Feinstein, Russell
Feingold and a list that reads like the who’s who of liberal
politicians who have all left their lipstick on the collar of
John McCain.
One face that really stands out in the McCain crowd is
Republican Florida Governor Charlie Crist. Charlie hopped a ride
on the McCain express just a few days before the Florida
primary, Charlie wanted to make sure he was hopping the right
train out of town. If you ever hear Charlie Crist say he wants
to do for America what he has done for Florida, run like hell.
However choose your direction carefully as you will not want to
be trampled by the hordes of Floridians fleeing Florida in
record numbers, our own illustrious governor included. I am not
sure whether Charlie wants the vice president or the attorney
general spot, he just wants out of Florida and he will tolerate
McCain’s little infidelities to hitch a ride.
Most party goers think that behind the scenes, the vice
presidential dance spot has been offered to none other than the
little ole southern preacher, Mike Huckabee, after all if anyone
can keep a roving eye in check, a Baptist preacher is the man
for the job. But if I were Mike I would not pick out my prom
dress just yet, even a preacher has to get a little shuteye
every now and again.
Speaking of eyes, has anyone else noticed the goo-goo eyes
between McCain and that dapper Yankee from Connecticut? I heard
quite a few whispers that McCain has already, but unofficially
of course, pinned a corsage on the lapel of Joe Lieberman. I
personally feel they make quite the pair those two little hell
raising mavericks. But even this alliance poses certain risks;
you know tears will flow when one is caught cheating, after all
even cheaters expect faithfulness from other cheaters.
As my momma used to say where there is smoke there is fire, but
how bright is the fire still burning between McCain and Kerry?
We all know that McCain was on the dance card when Kerry was
sizing up the White House as his newest address. Would it not be
fair for McCain to return the favor and offer Kerry the
consolation prize of the vice presidential digs. Oh how the fur
would fly in Massachusetts, poor Teddy left out in the cold with
only the senate seat and memories of the failed McCain-Kennedy
Immigration Reform to keep him warm. Of course if I were McCain
and Kerry, I would not accept Teddy’s ride to the Inaugural,
Teddy has already left one date at the bottom of a river.
I
have not heard this name mentioned yet, but my personal favorite
is Senator Russell Feingold, McCain’s co-author of the McCain
-Feingold Campaign Finance Reform. Senator Feingold is a true
gentleman, just look at the way he allowed McCain to place his
name first on this campaign reform finance stinker. Has anyone
else noticed how gracious the Democrats are when working with
Senator McCain, McCain always receives top billing on every
lousy piece of legislation whose stench manages to escape
Washington.
With Miss Hillary running for the top spot, I think McCain
should look for a female for his second spot on the ticket. Who
better to serve with McCain than his California gal pal Senator
Dianne Feinstein. Senator Feinstein is now working on
legislation to save the planet, but further deplete our pockets.
McCain is right there with her, offering his full-support to
control global warming. Of course if both of them stopped the
heavy breathing going on between the Democrats and McCain the
planet may cool back down.
Before anyone accuses me of not wanting to work with other
members of a different political ideology, let me say there a
vast amount of difference between a little hand shaking and
heavy petting in the back alley. McCain has heavy-petted his way
through Washington like very few politicians, he has put-out
with everyone except the ones who brung him. McCain is always
quick to point out his position as a "foot soldier" in the
Reagan Revolution. No Senator you were more of a coattail
soldier, you came into office on the coat tails of Ronald
Reagan. Maybe that is why you turned sleeping with the enemy
into an art form, you knew you could never advance in the
Conservative Agenda, for you were not a true conservative.
It will be interesting to see just how many of the McCain
groupies will be left with little more than broken promises and
tears on their pillow, after all lipstick never lies. However as
one living in Florida take Charlie Crist please!
