

McCain
wins; Associated Press, CNN and Fox News
call the race for Clinton over Obama
Clinton's come from behind win makes it clear this is a Super
Tuesday contest, watch Clinton's family business, politics, come
sweeping out with every trick they know, and they know plenty,
and waltz their way through the primaries....This is Elvis's
birthday, that ought to help you put real meaning into all of
this. McCain won New Hampshire with 37% of the vote
to Romney's strong second place finish with 28 %. Huck is
really happy to have gotten the votes he did and now is
preparing to battle his way down south in Super Tuesday voting.
Fred Thompson ought to see if Law and Order will take him
back...he could bring Ron Paul along as a character actor.
Bill Clinton says Obama's claims are the
biggest fairy tale he has ever heard
Oback Obama might rethink his decision to take off the American
flag pin from his lapel as he heads out across the nation to the
next Democratic primary in Nevada...the pin is a small symbol of
a proud nation, he will find out to his own chagrin what an
important label it is...Edwards says he is going forward with
his nation-wide race for the White House....Clinton's campaign
will now gear up for crushing her opponents....John Edwards is
giving a poignant voice to the homeless veterans living under
bridges and in parks all over the nation, he is telling the
stories of those who live in the richest nation in the world and
lack health care...Edwards gave a stirring speech and made it
clear he ain't getting out, 99 % of the voters have yet to
speak...Hillary's tearful coffee shop scene showed that this
witch has a heart after all...looks like it changed the tide for
her campaign...
Donna Brazille on CNN
rakes Bill Clinton over the coals
for being critical of Obama.
Hillary says we will win the war in Iraq "the right way" restore
respect around the world and take care of our veterans...
Obama says no one would have imagined three weeks ago that he
would have gotten such a big vote in New Hampshire...Hillary
says she wants more spirit and talent and grit...Hillary's
handlers learned a lot about last week, they cleaned all the
worn out hags, hacks and grim faced retreads that had appeared
behind her on election night in Iowa and get dozens of young
supporters to wave and cheer for her every word, restoring youth
to her campaign as much as the votes reenergized her words and
spirit, she was actually good on the stump on the stage!
"I found my voice" said Hillary....who now is back in the
driver's seat...
Diok Morris on Fox News said Hillary showed an extraordinary
capacity to come back to fight, to restore herself and she is
likely to go on to the White House, even though he thinks she
will make a horrible President. She did much better
among old people while Obama carried the vote among young
people...who usually don't vote. Clearly the crying helped
show she was a tender soul not the dispassionate witch that she
appeared. Morris says it will go to Super Tuesday
and is splitting the anti-Clinton vote, the oldest trick in the
book...
Governor Martin O'Malley was among many out of state politicians
who went to campaign for Hillary in New Hampshire...Union voters
came out big for Clinton and will be an important part of her
strategy in the bigger states. South Carolina, where
Clinton has strong support among blacks, who make up nearly half
of that State's party, will now be a slugfest.
(from Jan. 6, 2008) ---
Hillary, dillary dock; the mouse ran down the clock, the voters
struck one and Hillary was done...Hillary, dillary dock...
a virtually unknown black guy
with a year's experience in the US Senate, came out of nowhere
and POW, Batman, hit Clinton in the kisser....more than 2/3rds
of Democrats in Iowa said NO to Hillary Rodham Clinton. Barrack
Obama might get his name put into spell checks all over
America...Mike Huckabee cleaned the clocks of all the GOP
candidates and put himself forward as the fresh new candidate,
outside of Washington and able to hold the White House for the
GOP. Former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee came from nowhere
just a month ago and is well on his way to being president, much
like the little know Governor of Georgia, Jimmy Carter, or the
little known Governor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton, who came from
nowhere to knock off President George Herbert Walker Bush, who
had a 91 percent approval rating in June of 1991, in the
November of 1992 general election. Huckabee has a genuine
article feel to him and has a down to earth oratory reminiscent
of Ronald Reagan while Obama tries to do the JFK type of
inspirational and visionary speech, drawing praise for his
election night effort thanking his supporters.
Hillary's only hope to win is
to name Bill Clinton as her vice-presidential choice, that would
put him just a heart beat away from being president
again...should Hillary make this choice, Clinton would become
the first ex-president to win another office other than another
term as president. Grover Cleveland's two terms were not
consecutive and FDR was elected to four terms. It was President
John Quincey Adams who won a seat in the U. S. House of
Representatives from Massachusetts after he was president.
Hillary even lost among younger women while Iowa, which is 95
percent white, showed that Democrats in that state would easily
choose to vote for a black man. Obama will now try to convince
blacks, who didn't think he could win white votes, to drop
Hillary and join him, in such states as South Carolina, which
have a big percentage of the total Democrat vote, already
committed to Hillary.
Sen. Joe Biden and Sen. Chris
Dodd have dropped out after winning less votes than Harold
Stassen, the late three-term Governor of Minnesota who ran for
the GOP presidential nomination every year from 1948 to 1992.
Sen. John Edwards came in second, but who cares? The real story
is that Hillary was trounced so badly just as the coronation was
set to begin. The Clintons should have switched us over to a
constitutional monarchy when they had the chance.
Iowa as a predictor of the
final result? Of the last four Presidents, three of them did not
win the Iowa caucus vote.
Congressman Steny Hoyer is
opposed in the Democratic primary by James Cusic. If any
Democrats or Republicans are worried about winning this state's
presidential primary, it's sure hard to tell....Del. Anthony
O'Donnell is helping Sen. Fred Thompson run his stealth campaign
by making sure there is no visible indication that the candidate
is even alive.
Watch for Obama supporters to
bring on a big effort in Maryland, not just in the PG county and
Baltimore City black-majority election districts but all over
the state. As Maryland politicians are noted for being quick to
switch allegiance, lots of officials will soon dump Hillary and
find a ticket to get on the back of the Obama bus. Will the
powerful O'Malley Administration stick with Hillary, whom Martin
O'Malley committed to months ago, or will they drop her like a
hot potato as O'Malley primps for a possible pick as Vice
President. That move would make Lt. Gov. Anthony Brown the first
black Governor of Maryland and only the third black governor in
the nation, with the first, being former Governor Doug Wilder of
Virginia, and the second taking place last year in
Massachusetts, Governor Deval Patrick.
Will the Democratic ticket be
Obama and O'Malley? Why not have two inexperienced and ambitious
men who have yet to be tested as the nation heads into more
rough international waters filled with terrorists and world
competitors intent on defeating the worlds only superpower. The
strongest GOP ticket? Huckabee and Sen. Susan Collins of Maine.
Or, Huckabee could team up with Romney, the way Reagan did with
Bush.
Who is responsible for the
insane real estate property assessments? Are these silly
doubling of property taxes the work of the Ehrlich
Administration stooges left behind in the county assessment
offices, party hacks like Sean Powell, the lackey of Hambone
McKay who is the assessment officer in St. Mary's. The O'Malley
Administration is proving to be as inept as the Glendening
Administration was in its first two years. But then, Glendening
never dared raise taxes the way O'Malley has done. Combined with
the record tax hikes in the special session of the General
Assembly last fall and the new property tax assessments, watch
for Democrats to be tossed out in ways never imagined. Ronald
Reagan won Maryland in 1984, the state elected Republicans to
local offices in a big way in 1994 and Republican Bobby Ehrlich
won the Governor's post in 2002. There is an equal registration
for GOP and Democrats in St. Mary's and from this vantage point,
times will be changing....
It’s Just Money from Up the Road
”Order in the Board Room,” demanded Jack No
Terrier Russell. “We have some more of these free government
dollars from up the road to hand out. Now, those who donated to
my campaign, I am glad to see that Robin put them on the top of
the deck. Now thank you Miss Patsy for that nice check you made
out to my boat fund, it’ll buy the boys in the crew a lot of rum
and coke. Do I hear a motion to give Miss Patsy’s nice little
shop money to put in new azaleas, some nice new potting soil, a
pretty pear tree and a partridge too? Thank you Kenny for your
motion, who will second this small little item of $45,222.08 for
Miss Patsy? Thank you Danny for your support, now will there be
any discussion about this government money from up the road
going to improve Miss Patsy’s business? Hearing none, lets have
the ayes and nays, only ayes, okay, this here expenditure is
done, its history and its another example of staff doing a good
job in identifying my political supporters and finding ways we
can pay them back with up the road money which doesn’t cost the
good citizens of the county anything.”
“But I voted no,” said Commissioner Moonbeam, “after all, even
though I am greener than that phony Al Gore, I am still a
cheapskate Republican at heart and I don’t care what big
spenders the Bush people are, we still have to call for fiscal
prudence at every opportunity.”
“How do I get my cousin Henry’s tire business on this list of
getting government money for sprucing up the joint,” asked
Kenny. “This is a good deal, you mean the county uses
up-the-road money to spend on new sidewalks, benches, bushes and
pushing up daisies?”
“I have a hard time voting for this stuff,” said Raley. “We are
taking money out of the pockets of people who can’t afford to
pay taxes much at all, we are taxing retirement income, we are
taking money from everyone with a 20 percent increase in the
sales tax and then we are handing it out in big dollops of
dollars to business owners with properties which assess for over
a million dollars? Why can’t they buy their own streetscapes?
Jarboe is right, they spend like there is no tomorrow on their
fancy waterfront homes, their pricey boats or oceanfront condos,
but they won’t plant flowers unless the taxpayers fund it?”
“Now Brother Dan, I don’t know why you are siding with that
Republican on this hot button issue,” said Russell. “Its real
simple, we don’t need to be having accountability and all that
jazz. Its about the big picture.”
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Lobbyists
for carpools
The official position
of the Republicans in last year’s election was to oppose
commuter rail service to Southern Maryland as it would bring
development and crime to the region, in spite of the fact that
the giveaway zoning policies of Charles County Commissioners
over the years, as well as St. Mary’s County Commissioners, gave
the developers all they wanted which in turn, brought in all the
crime.
The Democrats are raising taxes and reforming the tax structure,
which will give the middle income earners the first break ever
from Maryland’s weird tax system.
Already the
Republicans are hollering which means that the proposals might
be fair to the middle class.
Who hires lobbyists to
take the legislators out to dinner and invite them to cocktail
parties in Annapolis? Have you seen the new Hyatt in Annapolis?
Don’t worry, you won’t be invited to a legislative roundtable
one morning in January sponsored by the bankers, or a cocktail
party put on by the Chamber of Commerce or a racetrack outing
put on by the trial lawyers. Imagine if your carpool held an
event in Annapolis to lobby legislators on a bill of interest to
the people who you drive to work with. Would you have the black
tie affair at McDonalds or Checkers, perhaps at table # 3 with
the sticky top, listening to the screaming sirens rushing past
you on Rt. 235. What would you talk about if a dozen Senators
showed up at your table. What if Charlie Hall held a political
meeting at his Politics Shed in his back yard. Charlie says
that he moved the Politics Shed to his new home in Leonardtown
and intends on staying involved in Seventh District Elections as
they gave him dual citizenship, he remains a citizen of the
Seventh District as well as a being a Maryland resident and is
therefore entitled to vote twice. Would politicians come to hear
what people have to say at breakfast at Linda’s Café?
But it’s time for
Maryland’s Democrats to back up their campaign promises with
real progress.
To his credit,
Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley has already injected $4
million into the Transportation Study that the Ehrlich
Administration attempted to kill.
But the bureaucrats
should not be allowed to smother this study, hell, ask anyone
who drives to the metro area how much fun they are having. Rail
commuters read, use their laptops and nap when traveling. The
GOP thinks that criminals will hop a train from Bowie to
Waldorf, get off the train, burglarize a home, steal a big tv
from a home and carry the tv back to the station to catch a
train back to PG County.
These DC and PG county hoodlums simply hijack a car from a
working stiff and go where they please, don’t buy train tickets
or coordinate their criminal activities around a train
schedule.
The Republicans are so
damn dumb to think like this that this helps explain why this
nation is so messed up. We thought the GOP would be more
efficient than the left-wing Democrats. Instead, the Republicans
are just greedy and stupid. Your views on these issues are
welcome staff1@stmarystoday.com.
Old Hambone was out at
the Jena 6 Rally in Lexington Park an hour early. Hambone has a
lot more meat on his bones, proving that he must have a desk job
at the grocery store and no longer has to stock the Clorox or
put out the cheese trays now that he is an executive. Hambone
was waving his arms around in wild gesturing which shows he just
may be warming up for another run for office. Jackie Russell
has yet to define himself, other than being a very polite
moderator of the commissioner meetings. Jack Russell (no
terrier) or Hambone? Of course, Hamgone (Hambone) could be
simply warming up for another race against Dyson. It could be
he was inspired by the stirring fight put on by Mike Thompson
(the Harold Stassen of SMECO elections) and figures that he
should run once more for the State Senate. Why not, he could
only improve his vote total from the Thumping he took from
Dyson.
Who was the woman with
orange hair at the Jena 6 Rally, doesn’t she know that black
women should avoid orange hair except on Halloween?
Nace Bowman will never
be able to convince people that he didn’t arrange for the F-18
flyover which was truly inspiring to those in attendance, along
with the blaze orange sky at sunset….matching the orange hair of
the woman on the stage.
Where in the world do
the people at St. Mary’s College live? The rarefied air of St.
Mary’s City must be a little thin, meaning that less oxygen gets
to the brain. One after the other, the College proposes things
for the college community which have no support from the county
community. Do the townies always have a different view of
things from the teacup crowd at the college?
The boathouse which
was torn down was a fraction of the size of new one and the
River Center structure yet to be built is four times the size of
the new boathouse. This will be a yacht club.
The Bridge to Nowhere
is an outrageous waste of money when we have real needs for
public funds. The idea that elementary school kids across
America have to wait and cross on streets with heavy traffic but
we are suddenly going to blow $2 million bucks on a pedestrian
overpass for a bunch of stoned college kids.
This is just wrong and
the money should go to building a new bridge at Solomon’s, not a
foot bridge at St. Mary’s City.
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| “Daddy, appoint me as the correspondent for the Illustrious Hambone Gazette and I will be off to Annapolis, I can get this movie script right, even though I lost by a small margin to Dyson, my opponent,” said Hambone to Daddy McKay.
“I can fulfill my manifold destiny as a journalist in the State House, since that AP guy died or retired, whatever, I can have his desk,” said Hambone. “Lookie here Daddy, I had my kid print me up a journalism degree, with this a dollar I can get press credentials from my pal Ehrlich before he leaves office and shazamm, I have a new job as the Annapolis Kid. I have always been your boy wonder, Daddy, so don’t disappoint me now, make me the Hambone Gazette Guy in Annapolis, I will be able to have some gal type up stuff and send it to you every day after I hunt down the news at cocktail parties, receptions and in lobbyists offices. I have the nose for news and the
ability to make up and damn stuff I need to, I will make the perfect journalist.”
“Now hold on Sonny boy, we need you back in the stores unloading trucks, stocking shelves and what not. Do you know how much your damn fool political career has cost me so far and you have nothing to show for it?” said Daddy Warbucks McKay. “What about paying some money back to me now?”
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“Daddy, I can best do this by giving you plenty to print so you can sell more papers and sell more ads and so forth,” said Hambone.
“I have contacts in high places.” said Hambone.
“Your contacts are all out looking for jobs, Hambone,” said Daddy.
“But they will be there for a couple of more weeks and then I can make friends with the Democrats,” said Hambone. “I didn’t mean all those sleazy things I said about them, I was just trying to get elected. Democrats are smart wonderful people and they really are on the right track with commuter rail, I was told by Governor Ehrlich to say all that crap, I didn’t have my heart in it, he just wanted Dyson out and ever since I went to Annapolis with my interior designer to measure Dyson’s office for the curtains I would have installed if I won, which I barely lost, I was just a GOP pawn, heck, I was a Democrat all my life until I read in the Rag that someone who wanted to beat Julie Randall would only have to file to win, that was good advise, so my career was launched at lunch.”
“But what about Dyson? Can you make friends with him?”
“Sure, nobody believed a thing I said bad about the good Senator,” said Hambone. “The people all know I’m a liar and just can’t help myself. I am sorry and now ask for forgiveness.”
“God bless you boy.” said Daddy.
“God bless us everyone,” said Hambone. “Now do I get the job?”
“I’ll think about. Let me call The Rag and get their opinion.”
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